Facts Upon Facts Upon Facts…but, alas, to what end?

This is the most depressing list of facts so far:

• Number of scarves I’ve lost: 1
• Number of scarves I brought: 1
• Number of arguments I’ve had in French: 2
• Number of those arguments which ended with me saying “I’m not cleaning up your sperm ever again” (in French): 1
• Number of days until I move out from this dump: 2
• Number of days since I was told that I should move out: 1
• Number of days until grad school applications are due: 22

Three bonus facts to cheer us all up:

• Number of weeks until the Wind comes: 5-6
• Number of weeks until my birthday: 1
• Packages I received yesterday (just in time): 1

And then one more sad fact:

• Number of addresses where you can send birthday presents to me: 0