Dear Bike Shop Kids Babies,
Please build a Senster for Christmas. You can use a certain someone’s NASA badge to steal parts while he’s on vacation. Here’s the video of it in action back in the day. It seems some Germans already reverse-engineered it and build a working model, so you should probably start here, but instead of making it smaller, you should make it the size of an oil derrick and put it across from that stupid Sam Houston statue on 45.
The guy who built the original, Edward Ihnatowicz, seems pretty neat. I wonder if he invented those dancing-pieces-of-crap-with-big-sunglasses-glued-on-them from the 80’s. Also, I wish there was a video to accompany this picture, but it just gives a small description that the lever is able to judge the sex of the person holding it; I don’t know if the fact that the man holding it is wearing a skirt is supposed to be extra tricky for the computer to guess.
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benjy // Sundayrd Decemberrd 3rd at 03121209312123100633654812120011651477804820060
you know how we feel about being called bike shop kids.