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Nobel Bid

Mark E. SmithSince I joined the ‘blogosphere’ yesterday, I decided to become more aggressive about influencing real world decision-making. Politics is not my world, so instead I am going to be using my new position to alter the course of Nobel Prize history. Within 5 years time, I hope to have Mark E. Smith, lead singer of The Fall, flying to Stockholm to recieve $1,000,000 . This would be entirely unexpected by the Nobel Foundation, if it wasn’t for the uncontrollable impact of grassroots blog-mongerers like myself.

  • Case 1:

    —Behold
    The approach of him whom none believes,

    Whom all believe that all believe,
    A pagan in a varnished car.

    He’s on the second floor
    Up the brown baize lift shaft
    He’s here. He’s here at last.
    I saw him. I swear.

    Jew on a motorbike.

    The Man with the Blue Guitar
    Wallace Stevens, 1937    		 Garden
    The Fall, 1982
  • [more proof to come]